Go Ahead, Laugh at Us.

Laugh, cry, scrape the crap off your boots with us...living the farm life to its fullest!  A sampling of some of the funny farm stories that just seem to always happen once you have critters around.

Vile Wench of a Pig

 

I really prefer slow, fat, waddling pigs--this pig is none of those things.

Rooster Snatching

 

On learning how a 30-something year old body is not meant to work.

Boob Hay

 

Let's talk a little bit about that scourge of farm women everywhere: Boob hay.

An Auction Accident

 

We only went there to get a bunny...

Duck Catching

 

They may waddle but man are they hard to catch!

Chickens are Horrifying

 

Chickens are nothing more than ground vultures, seriously...

Bored Teenagers

 

Is there anything more annoying than bored adolescent males?

Walter the $5 Rooster

 

On why I shouldn't allowed to go to things called animal "swap and shop".

Piglet Transgressions

 

On why piglets lose their free-range privileges.

Farm Barter Champion

 

Bartering is part of farm life...after bartering my castration services for a goat, I consider myself a champion. 

Mixed Up Milk Cow

 

Mothering skills can sometimes go too far.

Rat Gymnastics

 

Dark places, rats and screaming.

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