Laugh, cry, scrape the crap off your boots with us...living the farm life to its fullest! A sampling of some of the funny farm stories that just seem to always happen once you have critters
On Shaving Camels
Ask and ye shall receive...the camel story.
The Red Wench is Gone!
It took more physical effort than I have used for anything, ever, but she loaded!
How I Will Die
Hint: My death will be a dog-induced heart attack.
Vile Wench of a Pig
I really prefer slow, fat, waddling pigs--this pig is none of those things.
Asking Ask a Nurse
I feel good knowing I provide endless fodder for the amusement of nurses on the other end of the line.
Someday I will learn to put a sheep marking harness on, but not today.
Diva of the Driveway
In the country, you have to take your wins where you find them.
On learning how a 30-something year old body is not meant to work.
Let's talk a little bit about that scourge of farm women everywhere: Boob hay.
An Auction Accident
We only went there to get a bunny...
They may waddle but man are they hard to catch!
Chickens are Horrifying
Chickens are nothing more than ground vultures, seriously...
Is there anything more annoying than bored adolescent males?
Walter the $5 Rooster
On why I shouldn't allowed to go to things called animal "swap and shop".
On why piglets lose their free-range privileges.
Farm Barter Champion
Bartering is part of farm life...after bartering my castration services for a goat, I consider myself a champion.
Mixed Up Milk Cow
Mothering skills can sometimes go too far.
Dark places, rats and screaming.
Vermillion, SD 57069
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